Celebrate Global Warming, oh yes, rejoyce. If only we could believe it is really happenening. After the summer we've had this year, could it really be? When may we experience pleasant caloric circumstamces? And what can we do to make it happen more and sooner? One or two degrees are not enough. Five would be a good start. People in, say, Phoenix would hardly notice, but up north it would be really nice.

It is written in many of the works of New Thought, that you get what you put your attention on. So by millions of people worrying about global warming we have put the temperature up by a fraction of a degree or maybe even one. This of course depends on who is measuring and where and what their agenda might be. We must see if we can up the temp by attitude and we must put it up big so that other variables can be ruled out such as increased solar radiation or planetary axial wobble(this is like when the washer goes nuts and jumps all over the laundry room because there are too many clothes on one side making major appliance out of balance consciousness)(except planetary wobble is caused by too many Chinese and surely got worse during the Olympics). Now before you get up on your high horse and start trashing windmills, we have nothing against Chinese, some of the food isn't bad, but you must admit there are a helluva lot of 'em and communists are, after all, unbalanced. Free Tibet. Now there is a place that could use a little heat.

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